Monday, 4 June 2012

Useless Warnings

Hi all

I am aware that I have been neglecting this blog, in favour of my other blog, Callie's World, again!
I thought I'd post today about something that really annoys me - it's Health & Safety gone mad!

Have you ever noticed, when you've opened a box of eggs, the stupid warning - "Warning - contains Egg." Agghhh! Help! I didn't realise! OMG! What am I going to do? You get the point?
I know it bloody well contains egg - that's what I wanted it to contain. How stupid have you got to be to not know what an egg is, I mean, come on...

And the list goes on... written on a bag of peanuts the other day, I saw this notice..." Warning, contains nuts." -Agghhh! I know it contains nuts! I'm not stupid - rant rant rant!!!

Anyway, I was thinking about these useless warnings, the other day, and I decided that it might be fun to put warnings on some of the following...

1) Unreliable men - "Warning - contains a two-faced, lying cheat."

2) Spanx - (I thought that this particular warning would benefit men) - "Warning - contains mounds of loose flabby flesh - remove at your peril."

3) Coffee flavoured revels - wouldn't it be great if they could warn us which ones are the disgusting coffee ones?

These are all I could think of, so far. I would love to hear yours.

I would also love to hear from anyone who didn't realise that boxes of eggs contained egg, or packets of peanuts contained nuts - there must be someone out there, or why else would they put it on the packets, lol!

Anyway, Enjoy the long weekend,

Anna :-)


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